A beautiful setting

Lorem Funerals is for the many Americans who simply want a practical, affordable funeral. We offer simple service choices for a funeral that is respectful and meaningful but without any fuss.

Our cremation funeral packages  provide you with choice and flexibility, making the process  simpler for you at a difficult time.

Packages range from the most affordable service options such as no service, direct cremation with the Simplicity Solution to a full cremation service with the Remember Me package.

Our Services


We provide a quality video streaming option for family and friends who are unable to attend the funeral service.


Our in house design team can create customised Orders of Service, bookmarks and chapel screens unique to your loved one.


We have a full range of cremation urns, jewelry, keepsakes and caskets to browse in our showroom


From slideshows to custom playlists – our state of the art equipment is available for use within our chapel setting.


We partner with local florists to create stunning, fully custom floral packages to suit your taste & budget


Our experienced uniformed transfer team is available to transfer your loved one into our professional care 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The chapel

We can offer advice on all aspects of a funeral during an arrangement conference, which may take place at our funeral home or in the comfort of your own home. Whether you require a priest or minister of any religious denomination, a civil celebrant, a ceremony in our chapel or a particular church, every detail can be arranged on your behalf.

Service types

A personal goodbye

We are here to help you create a unique service to celebrate the life of your loved one. Our in house design team will work with you to create bespoke memorial stationery.

Creating an order of service is more than just putting together an itinerary. It’s a connection to the person being honoured and should be memorable and unique. We’ll create custom and individual booklets based on themes, hobbies and interests, let us take care of the details. Our team can create stunning service booklet designs that will become cherished mementos for the families you care for.

Here for you

If you have any questions or would like one of our consultants to contact you, please complete the form and we will attend to your inquiry as soon as we are able.